Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy

Episode 1Super Mario Rescues the Princess

2 min

Mario saves Princess Peach, but things get a little creepy when he asks her for a kiss.

Episode 2A Dog on the $25,000 Pyramid

1 min

A dog and his human partner fail at The $25,000 Pyramid.

Episode 3Why Bob Marley Should Not Have Acted as His Own Attorney

1 min

Bob Marley defends himself against cops when he says he "shot the sheriff".

Episode 4Adopted

2 min

Michael's parents reveal that they are not his biological son and that he was adopted when born.

Episode 5A Scotsman Who Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

1 min

A Scotsman makes some negative comments at the mistakes made by some of America's favorite film characters while he's watching the movie on his TV. He watches Tootsie, The Muppet Movie, The Breakfast Club, and Back to the Future.

Episode 6Two Ducks Watch 'Meet The Parents'

1 min

Two male ducks believe that "Meet the Parents" isn't funny.

Episode 7A Scotsman Who Still Can't Watch a Movie Without Shouting at the Screen

2 min

The Scotsman continues to make negative comments at his TV screen while watching a movie. This time, he watches Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, The Truman Show, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and The Shawshank Redemption.

Episode 8Cat Staff Meeting

1 min

A cat staff meeting is interrupted by a dog smashing the office building with a wrecking ball.

Episode 9Barry Gibb Rides a Roller Coaster

1 min

Instead of screaming, Barry Gibb sings while going down on a roller coaster

Episode 10Marital Troubles

1 min

A mime and his wife get divorced because he gave her the silent treatment.

Episode 11Jeff Goldblum Wafers

1 min

Jeff Goldblum makes a commercial about his own wafers that talk.

Episode 12Jesus and Vishnu on Christmas Eve

1 min

Jesus states that he sees people decorate their homes for his birthday, but not Vishnu

Episode 13The Frog Prince

1 min

The story of The Frog Prince goes wrong.

Episode 14Monkeys Talk About Religion

1 min

A father monkey and his son discuss about the "Monkey God" and "Monkey Jesus".

Episode 15Mountain Climber

1 min

A mountain climber poops while on top of a mountain and lands on a couple getting married.

Episode 16Ted Nugent is Visited by the Ghost of Christmas Past

1 min

Ted Nugent kills the Ghost of Christmas Past. Afterwards, his family eats it for dinner.

Episode 17Mad Cow Disease

1 min

A cow couple discover about Mad Cow Disease on the news.

Episode 18The Bartender Says...

1 min

Two men in a bar tell a "Bartender Says" joke about a horse. Surprisingly, a horse is in the bar and gets offended by the joke.

Episode 19Backstage with Bob Dylan

1 min

Popeye and Bob Dylan get into an argument after a concert.

Episode 20Fred and Barney Try to Get Into a Club

1 min

Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble try to get into an exclusive nightclub, but are denied admission.

Episode 21Beavers: Assholes of the Forest

1 min

Some animals claim that a beaver messed up quite a lot of things in the forest.

Episode 22Things You Never Hear

2 min

This episode counts down the top ten things one never hears.

Episode 23A Trip to the Psychiatrist

1 min

A bulimic woman named Abbie visits the Psychiatrist.

Episode 24AIDS Patient Zero

2 min

A Canadian man and monkey have gay sex, where a bombshell is dropped.

Episode 25Name That Animal Penis!

2 min

A game show about figuring out an animals penis is much more difficult than imagined.

Episode 26Die, Sweet Roadrunner, Die

2 min

Wile E. Coyote succeeds in killing the Road Runner, but is now left with the question: "What do I do now?"

Episode 27Sex with... #1

1 min

A showcase of sexual moments, which include... Mr. Sulu A Folk Singer A Necrophiliac A Trapeze Artist

Episode 28A Fat Guy Working Out

1 min

A fat guy is going to work out... and then puts it off and gets a sandwich.

Episode 29A Gay Knight

1 min

A gay knight refuses to fight a dragons due to not wanting to be killed.

Episode 30A Douchebag Unicorn Gives a Public Service Announcement

1 min

A Douchebag Unicorn ends up giving a PSA about how Marijuana is great and how you should write down your ideas.

Episode 31Fred Flintstone Takes a Shit

3 min

Fred Flintstone takes a shit... that's about it.

Episode 32Stuck on a Life Raft with Matthew McConaughey

2 min

A random man stuck on a life raft with Matthew McConaughey resorts to cutting off his leg for food and eventually stabbing him in the chest as Matthew just prattles on.

Episode 33Two Persian Guys Try to Get Ladies into Their Sports Car

1 min

Two Persian guys act like stereotypes to get ladies in their sports car for a night on the town.

Episode 34He Who Lives in a Glass House...

2 min

A man who lives in a glass house has a machine gun installed on his roof to fend off annoying neighbors.

Episode 35Sex with... #2

1 min

Another showcase of sexual moments, which include... Dick Cheney Gilbert Gottfried A Midget Optimus Prime

Episode 36Quentin Tarantino Performs a Circumcision

1 min

Quentin Tarantino crashes in to perform a circumcision on a baby.

Episode 37The Wizard of Oz, Adjusted for Reality

2 min

When the group succeeds in stopping the witch, they are shocked to discover that The Wizard was literal with their requests...

Episode 38Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

1 min

To have sexual relations with your mother.

Episode 39Sex with... #3

1 min

The final showcase of sexual moments, which include... A U.S. Senator A Tube Of Toothpaste A Redneck A Sheep

Episode 40Dirty Vaudeville

1 min

Two singers sing about the smallest pussy in town.

Episode 41Fat Jesus

2 min

Some villagers ask help from Jesus for a crippled man, but Jesus is too preoccupied with his acid reflex.

Episode 42Dracula Meets Magic Johnson

1 min

Dracula invites Magic Johnson over for dinner with bad intentions.

Episode 43The Sneeze Throw-Up

1 min

Exactly what it says on the tin...

Episode 44The Settler's First Attempt to Buy Manhattan From the Indians

1 min

Settlers attempt to give beads to the Indians in exchange for Manhattan, but things don't entirely work out.

Episode 45Four Years of 'Entourage' in Ten Seconds

1 min

The first four years of the "Entourage" series (Between 2004-2008) is summed up in ten seconds.

Episode 46Tara Reid is Not Looking So Good Lately

1 min

Apparently Tara can only speak out of her stomach.

Episode 47Small Talk with Aunt Helen

1 min

Aunt Helen talks to her nephew about his wife and is disturbed by what they did with a slice of leftover wedding cake.

Episode 48Marie Antoinette's Notepad

1 min

We see Marie Antoinette's process on how she came up with "Let Them Eat Cake".

Episode 49Sheep Shearing

2 min

A sheep gets way too interested in his owner shearing him.

Episode 50What Happens if You Feed a Dog Chocolate While He Wears a Tin Foil Hat in the Microwave

1 min

A dog is fed chocolate while he wears a tin foil hat in the microwave for 15 seconds with disastrous results. Wil Wheaton cameos at the end, explaining that it was a bad idea.